Tuesday, October 2, 2018

FTWD Finale Complaint

This started off as a couple minor complaints but I typed each one out as I watched the episode and it turned into a big list sooooo, here we go! Also, I'm not one to complain about TV very often so this episode just astounded me.

How TF are you gonna tell me that Althea couldn't pull her god damn trigger faster than that old dirty chick could swing a stick? Are you actually shitting me? Also, Althea's fall should have had some stagger in it to make it look, I don't know, real?

Next, when Alicia saves Althea when she collapses. TV shows are absolutely ridiculous with guns and we know that. But she comes to a standstill from hustling over, and hits two headshots when she's SINGLE HANDING THE GUN? I'm not too big on complaining about guns in TV normally despite their callous depiction but COME ON guys. I could deal with it had it been John, who was at least a trained police officer who's been around guns for decades. But this learn it on the fly, barely out of her teens, hadn't touched a gun before the apocalypse girl can hit moving targets without stopping and aiming more than a second? This physically pained me to watch.

I think we all know what was wrong with Morgan sticking his hand back in the car instead of just tossing her the pills and closing the window again. Classic TV "why would you do that" sort of thing

Next on the list, why is June begging for Morgan to come back? Yeah he can clear the walkers surrounding the store which is fairly necessary since they can't fight. But it won't matter if they're already dead and it's not like he's a doctor that can magically remedy their poison. They didn't know he could tell them what the poison was. She was a damn nurse! Even being poisoned, you'd think she would take some steps to help like have everyone make themselves throw up the antifreeze water or something man idk.

Next, you would think after THIS LONG in the apocalypse, Morgan would KNOW that you don't remove whatever is impaling you unless you want to bleed out. Obviously he didn't, but he probably should've. He later does a flying leap despite barely being able to walk a few minutes before, then finishes the presumably miles long walk. Is he exhausted or not? Who knows!

Also, there's no way that bitch ripped her own fucking arm off of her god damn body. Absolutely impossible.

Finally, WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE ETHANOL IS GONE?! YOU IDIOTS WATCHED IT DRAIN OUT OF THE BULLET HOLES JUST GET SOME OF IT!!!!!

Side Note (since I'm making fun of everything): Althea's swat guns are cool and all but randomly blasting machine guns does not equal 50 headshots guys

Edit: I would also be okay if this were the series finale. It honestly felt like it should be, what with Madison and Nick dead and their new "let's help people lease on life"



Submitted October 02, 2018 at 12:33AM by DeadlyShogunate https://ift.tt/2xOqagU

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