Breaking Bad Jokes That Are So Bad They're Hilarious!

I can't remember who Hector Salamanca was... but that name definitely rings a bell.

What do you do with a Dead Chemist? Barium.

Walt: "Hey Son! I got a pizza for you and your friends!"

Walt Jr: "Th-thanks Dad. H-how much do we owe you?"

Walt: "It's on the house"

Canadian Version of Breaking Bad:

Walt Gets Cancer.

Insurance pays for treatment.

The end.

Skyler: "Hey, Walt. Wanna hear a joke?"

Walt: "Sure, Honey!"

Skyler: "Knock, Kno--"

Walt: "I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!!"

Walt: "Hey Skyler, wanna hear a joke?"

Skyler: ....

Walt: "Three men walk int--"

Skyler: "SHUT UP!! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!!!"

Flynn: "Hey Dad! I got my chemistry test back!"

Walt: "Yeah? How'd ya do?"

Flynn: "I g-got a 97!"

Walt: "That's Heisenberg level!!"

Hank: "Hey Marie, what type of music do you like?"

Marie: "Rock"

Hank: "It's a Mineral, Marie!"

Gus: "In honor of my face, today only, all chicken will be half off"

That's all I got, dudes.

Submitted June 07, 2019 at 12:16AM by BostonPatriotSox http://bit.ly/2MB9y6a