- That's the worst rendition of "Personal Jesus" I've ever heard, over that radio montage
- The "is Alicia going to die from radiation" plot line would be more interesting if they hadn't shown her alive and kicking in the Season 5B trailer already. And Exposition Lady relieved all tension by telling her she's going to be okay. They could've kept us wondering so the episode would have a little excitement...
- Naked showering Alicia tho.
- This is Texas and it's not the winter. Why is everyone always wearing sweaters and jackets?
- Morgan convinces Alicia to join his yoga class.
- Everyone hides in the truck by ducking down a little. It works because the writing says it does.
- Then one walker sees them, so Exposition Lady forgets how to drive and crashes, so then they have to exit the truck for added tension.
- The scene between Trucker Lady and Trucker Guy is so boring you'd swear Morgan was talking.
- John and Dwight's car dies conveniently. For the first time, they acknowledge gasoline is going bad. (Gas lasts 18 months tops, and here we are 6 years into the apocalypse...)
- Walkie talkie also stops working conveniently.
- Let's lead these walkers directly to the children and our plane.
- Morgan and his stupid fucking stick. It's just like a baby with its favorite pacifier.
- Let's all walk backwards slowly for a quarter mile, instead of dispatching these walkers one by one, or running to lose them completely.
- This whole truck plane thing is ridiculous. I have no words.
- Morgan's stick is strong enough to cut through walkers like butter, but Exposition Lady snapped it in two like a twig. Haha, fuck you Morgan. And he thanks her for it, because he's a little bitch.
- A wheelchair-bound man living this long into the apocalypse is unbelievable. His spiky chair back is just as ridiculous. Stopping his crawling to use the walkie talkie is also ridiculous - just shut up and do the thing.
- Dan the Man and Mo Mo meet at last! Too bad there's no Jimbo's Beerbos to celebrate with
- Why is Alicia dressed like Shrek?
- Guy who has been completely forgotten about for the last seven episodes shows up and tells everyone they need to help him do a thing. THE END.
Submitted July 20, 2019 at 08:52PM by Tara_is_a_Potato https://ift.tt/2YfQtLk
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