Just finished season 5 of Fear

Wow. I think I can jump on the band wagon now with you guys. This season sucks.

1. They build a fucking plane out of plane wreck in like 2 days? Really?

2. Al gets Stockholm syndrome and falls madly in love with that helicopter woman in the span of 24 hours.

3. Daniel doesn't kill Strand on the spot at the warehouse. Seriously? After everything he doesn't kill Strand?

4. The girl leading the group of children don't want to leave even though they know the nuclear power plant is going to explode and they're all going to die. None of the kids openly defect from the leader either. What the flying fuck? "I just want to keep the kids safe," then Alicia says, "I get it" then gives some cryptic bullshit. How about, "OK, is waiting for a nuclear power plant to melt down and kill everyone going to keep them save?"

5. Why do they kill Logan and his buddies? Yeah, Logan changes his mind and decides to join up with Mo-mo. Virginia doesn't know that. Virginia doesn't know shit. All she knew was he was delivering on what he promised. He promised he would get the gas, he finally found it, and he was delivering on the promise.

6. They finally get to the dude ranch and it's crawling with zombies. "What do we do now? We have no food!" Well, maybe you should've brought some food you dipshits. Even if there were no zombies there, you still wouldn't have had any fucking food. How about, you draw the zombies away like you always do for everything? Then they actually do that. They actually do draw the zombies away after asking for help from the bad guy.

7. Lets do some math. It was 50 miles from the bridge to the ranch. Morgan has handy dandy convenient walkie talkie in hand calling out to the least threatening acting and looking villain in the series, Virginia. Dwite says, "Fuck this shit, I'm going home," He walks 50 miles back to the SWAT truck, finds some horses who are still saddled up nicely, then rides 50 miles back just after Morgan talks with Virginia. Uh, what? Morgan made the decision to call her when they first arrived. Did he just wait a few days? Even if Dwite ran and rode the 100 miles, that would still take a fuck load of time, days to go too and from. Then he says some weird shit, "Hey guys, look, horses, probably from the people here. That means there's water nearby." Yeah, there's water 50 miles back where you found the horses you dumb fuck.

Never thought I'd say it, but I actually miss season 1-3 of Fear. Yeah, a bunch of crazy, stupid, unrealistic bullshit happened, but at least the characters were a little nuanced. It feels like every character in the caravan has the same character motivations, but different vernacular. Strand and Alicia were also hotter back then. Oh, and one more thing. Alicia's character was butchered. She was always on the sidelines in the first few seasons, but she was a likable super smart girl who would do whatever she needed to do. Now she's a moron and gets led around by her emotions.

Submitted December 15, 2019 at 11:28PM by HoodUnnies https://ift.tt/2Pntn04