Game of Thrones is a really nice childrens tale of how all the nice people in a nice fantasy land all had a nice time and were really great to each other all the time.
Once upon a time there was a really nice Winter Castle and some really nice people came to visit. They had a dwarf with them but he only liked sex with women and never did anything important in the story. They called him a demon monkey and rightly so. He killed his mom on the way out of being born so he deserved to be mocked and scorned all the time.
The brother and sister visitors were really nice people...so nice in fact that they always made each other feel really good because thats what nice people do. A mean little boy was going to make them sound like bad people for having a nice time together, and so the brother man stopped him from tattling on them. No one likes a tattle tale and the brother and sister were just having fun anyways, so the mean boy was going to spoil their fun. But he can't walk now so its ok.
There was also a really dumb dragon lady. She was so dumb she walked into fire! And then she had some babies but the babies were dragons! And we all know that dragons are bad.
There was also a really great guy named Ramsay. He was an excellent host, and kept his new friend company all the time. He introduced him to some very fun games, but the guest didn't like the games and was really loud and whiny all the time. Nobody likes a spoil sport.
One time, a prince had a really nice party where everyone was invited. They all had lots of fun until someone had to ruin it by poisoning him. No one was grateful to their generous prince. He even cut the cake and left a nice bird present inside. He also cut a stupid book that no one liked anyways. He did some lots of nice things before that so it didnt make sense that anyone wanted him dead. He was really nice to all the ladies he knew and very respectful. He even killed a traitor that no one liked. Good thing too, that guy was going all over town ruining the royal family's fun times they were having. He was going to tattle on their secrets and ruin everyone's fun times, and then who would throw the fun parties?? Not that guy. He was super serious all the time and even cut off a boy's head just because he went jogging or something.
One time there was a mean snake man who came to kill the best knight in the kingdom. The knight was so good and killed all the enemies for them. He killed the snake man's family because they were evil and were snake people too. He had some fun with the snake lady wife but then said just kidding you suck and killed her too because she was a snake lady. Its a good thing this guy was around, or else nobody would get punished.
I skipped lots but you get the idea....write your own if u want or maybe i'll write some more, it basically writes itself.
Submitted April 21, 2022 at 02:15AM by spontaneous_combust https://ift.tt/dFH8YjA
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