1 As it turns out you don't need much medical assistance when in a coma during the apocalypse
2 Horses are just as - if not more - useless as a noisy car... so maybe leave them be
3 As it turns out you can survive cutting off your hand without medical assistance during the apocalypse
4 Its not a great idea to hook up with your -thought to be dead- husbands bestie, your husband could come back and that bestie could go insane
5 AVOID PREGNANCY IN APOCALYPSE! One way or another someone always dies
6 Jails are perfect for your new home
7 As it turns out you can survive being bitten in the leg then having said leg amputated without medical assistance
8 Remember the obvious, if your around poor living conditions and literally walking corpses you might get sick
9 Prisons are afterall not forever homes
10 When upset just grab a can of pudding, CAN not cup (this is very important)
11 Avoid all train stations...and creepy slogans
12 Avoid Churches
13 Tainted meat pranks are hilarious on your canibalist enemy
#14 Its important that if you are captured by a weird hospital, DO NOT sacrifice yourself for someone you have known for less than a month, this will set off your murder, the sacrifices murder and another member of your groups death
15 As it turns out you will die if bitten on the arm and you try to amputate the arm you will die even with little medical assistance
16 If someone does not pick up your call, do not assume them dead or without a walking stick... or knowledge
17 As it turns out you can survive a bullet to the eye... with very little medical attention
18 Leave your enemies be if they are not YOUR enemies to begin with
19 Moms are not always right, you might not make it to the end Coral!
20 You might have invested a lot of your time to the show if you can come up with 20 or more lesson.
What are other lessons?
Submitted October 26, 2018 at 10:41PM by kdivi24 https://ift.tt/2z4pl3x
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