Friday, January 26, 2018

An Ode to Negan (Language Warning)

Hey Batter Batter

What's the Matter?

Somebody fucked you UP, son.

So listen Little Little Pisser

Here's the Disser

I'm taking over NOW, bitch.

Because I'm a Fucker Fucking ya fucking fucks

and you're a sucker sucking without any fucking pluck.

And it fucking gets me Pissed!

To see so many limp wrist fucking lisp wimp bitch made fuckers

Getting gang raped, torn and scraped, eaten up, fucking fucked.

You're a bunch of fucking pussies when you should be fucking pussy

but if you even try to force yourself on a lady...

I will fuck you up, pussy.

I'm not trying to start some fucking controversy

but my bitch Lucille is really bloodthirsty.

For some justice. Order and Law.

You fucked with my men. Made me into a fucking joke.

But ya fucking choked and my men got your ass fucking cornered.

You're gonna get smoked. You are so fucking broke. I'm so fucking stoked

to make ya the mourner. Didn't I warn ya? I'm not even gonna lie

this is giving me the biggest fucking boner.

But hey there's nothing fucking weird about it.

Can't a fucking man get his fucking kicks

from some shit getting shit kicked, best and licked,

dropped like a pile of bricks?

No.

Ok well then just forget that last part.

But it don't even fucking matter.

Your brains will fucking splatter.

Skull shatters, grey matter, brain batter.

There will be angry eyes, violent cries

and I am sure pretty fucking sure

you'll be giving me half of your supplies.

But if you wanna take a swing

at the fucking fucktastic king

Then bring it.

Take aim and fire.

Because that ballsy shit

I fucking admire.

But don't get ahead of yourself thinking you are fucking Alpha.

You might be the hottest fucking sauce but I am the boss.

I'm solid fucking magma. Burn ya like Plasma.

The end is fucking here. So let me be fucking clear:

I got ya by your fucking family jewels.

So from now on...

I'M MAKING ALL THE FUCKING RULES!

(Hope you enjoy)



Submitted January 26, 2018 at 01:17PM by mrsticky005 http://ift.tt/2DR7i54

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