16 - The 1st line of season 8. "Varys no balls lmao." Starting off a season with a terrible cock joke.
15 - Euron fighting Jaime. Why are they even fighting? Seeing Euron's smug face turn around just made me want to turn off the episode. At least we get a nice fight scene. Nope. I swear either the editing is the worst shit I've ever seen or the camera man is trying to bust a fat nut with 1 hand as he holds onto the camera with the other.
14 - Dothraki charging into the wights. This whole scene is stupid. And Jon even says in the war room, "we can't beat them in a straight fight." I guess they kinda just forgot about that. Isn't the plan to lure the NK out anyways? "Oh just don't worry if it actually makes sense because it looks cool." Well yea it does look pretty cool but is rendered entirely useless when they just repopulate in the next episode. And not a single dothraki has a single line or even a name so, who really cares that they all died?
13 - Gendry running back to the wall. "You're the fastest go." How does Jon know Gendry's the fastest? Did they hold some 40 yard dashes in a deleted scene? "Boy Gendry you sure are fast." Why not just have Bran overlook their expedition and then warn Dany?
12 - Varys telling Jon how committing treachery is fun. You're asking the man who was raised by Ned Stark to betray his queen? You dumb cunt. "Can you betray Dany after she's just defended the north for you please?" Just walking around telling everyone he's committing treason.
11 - Baelish handing Sansa over to the Boltons. So Baelish wants allies? And he wants to ally with the Boltons who have no allies themselves, don't have the support of even 1/5 of the northern houses, and are being attacked by Stannis who Baelish says will likely kill them. If you think they're going to die anyways why ally with them? You risk an alliance with Sansa for Roose? Why the Boltons have nothing you want. They don't even have the north. All they have is the dreadfort. You could just make it known you have her and there you have a northern army and the army of the Vale. But no instead he'd rather Ramsay hold onto his biggest chess piece.
10 - Cersei not killing everyone at the execution. Here Dany and her dragon are just standing right there with like 50 men and Cersei goes "nah lawl." I'm not even sure how they set this scene up, did Cersei post flyers around westeros about a public execution and Dany just happened to stumble upon them? And she hired Bronn, Tyrion's friend to kill him? Dumb bitch. But Tyrion's right there now and she just decides not to. Could've at least found another sellsword. And if Bronn could easily sneak into the room of the hand and punch him in the face why not just go next door and kill Dany?
9 - Plan to capture a wight to show Cersei. I don't even think I have to explain this 1.
Submitted September 29, 2021 at 11:24PM by EmmaW17 https://ift.tt/3CXLMGH
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