Saturday, December 29, 2018

TMNT plus BB = Hank Shredder

They're the world's most meth'ed out cooking creeeew, it's a matter of fact! When the evil Hank Shredder attacks, these ABQ boys don't cut him no slack, yaaa!


Minion: Lord Hank, we still have yet to find the minerals needed to finish the mineral dome.

Hank: Jesus Christ Marie!

Additional fun stuff- I just thought of Master Splinter as a skeezy meth addict who accidentally spills a bunch of blue meth on some turtles and then they mutate. Each Turtle has a different type of drug paraphernalia they carry on them with Donatello having the classic glass crack pipe. Michelangelo has 'syringe chucks', Leonardo has a bong, and Raph' has a 20 he rolls up to snort stuff. Pinkman O'Neill is the no-nonsense city social worker who tries to get the turtles help, but ends up befriending them.

The DEA clan is their enemy, with EVIL ASAC Hank Shredder and his Geode Armor the main villian of the series. Gomez is a Rhino named Gomesteady...

The turtles love roof pizza and live under a car wash.



Submitted December 29, 2018 at 08:42AM by Davo300zx http://bit.ly/2RiKt17

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